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Post  MOSSAD TRAINED SHARK on Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:41 pm

Lmaooo, I found the official giftshop for the Chateau of Versailles.

http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/

Every Christmas Versailles would give out this stuff. :l

For Piter- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/collection/royalty-on-board/produit/gardens-of-versailles-chess-set

For Romani- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/fashion-and-accessories/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/marie-antoinette-soap-collection

For his illegitimate American children who are all grown up now- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/produit/versailles-memory-game

For Crina- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/produit/enchanted-chateau-in-kit-format

For Vienna- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/marie-antoinette/subcategorie/fashion-and-accessories/produit/pink-silk-square-scarf-in-the-marie-antoinette-line or http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/mug-in-the-marie-antoinette-line WHAT AN UGLY SCARF or http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/stationery-and-desktop/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/marie-antoinette-pink-leather-mouse-pad

He doesn't even know Wales, but Wales gets this- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/sheep-knitting-kit

Berezi gets these- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/gift-box-of-6-wine-glasses-from-the-marie-antoinette-line

Sends this to Romania saying 'for your kids'- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/produit/cup-and-ball-game

For Calabria- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/produit/4-flowery-princess-masks

Versailles plays with these when he is sad and lonely- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/collections/produit/louis-xiv-box-of-lead-figurines He pretends they're real. ):

And this is his fav game that he makes people play when they come over. http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/categorie/louis-xiv/produit/royal-stairs-game He made everyone play it before they signed the treaty of versailles

What Versailles waters his garden with- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/louis-xiv/produit/copper-louis-xiv-watering-can and what he gardens in- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/nouveautes/produit/leather-apron

Where he puts his Phoenix and then his techno music- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/louis-xiv/subcategorie/stationery-and-desktop/produit/louis-xiv-cd-holder

Aaaand what he drinks his morning coffee in- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/louis-xiv/subcategorie/kitchen-and-tableware/produit/louis-xiv-mug

LMAO SORRY FOR THE SPAM, BUT THIS GIFTSHOP IS SO TACKY, I can't get over it.
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Post  DIDNEY WORL on Wed Feb 23, 2011 8:59 pm

NOT BALL IN A CUP-- XD
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Post  MOSSAD TRAINED SHARK on Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:06 pm

I don't understand how one plays that game. :l

MOLDOVA GETS IT, THOUGH.
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Post  nahn-SEK-wuh-tuhr on Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:08 pm

LMAOOOOO I am laughing so hard right now. I have to see if there is something like this in Piter. XD

Awwwwwwwwww yeah that chess set is totes the best gift. B) Auguste shouldn't feel bad, Piter still plays with his toy army and navy. ...And not just when he's sad or lonely. :I

But I think the one for Wales made me laugh the most, despite myself. XD
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Post  ArtingStarvist on Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:15 pm


ROTFLMFAO. XD Soap. How thoughtful.
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Post  harlequin on Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:29 pm

So I heard you like sheep

also the instructions are not in Welsh Eleri is disappoint XD


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Post  MOSSAD TRAINED SHARK on Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:30 pm

@ Plum- EVERY PALACE SHOULD HAVE THIS TACKY OF A GIFTSHOP

http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/recherche/produit/silver-hot-chocolate-pot

PITER CAN ALSO GET THIS BECAUSE HE'S FAT.


Auguste likes to dance by himself like that scene in Anastasia, and have his toys there and pretend they are dancing.

Lmaoo, I have no idea why they would even sell sheep knitting kits. :l This giftshop is so tacky, it's hilarious. I can't even, fff---

@Starvist-

Everytime he'd see her, actually, he would hand her some of his Marie Antoinette soaps.

@Harlequin

He'd send it to New Zealand as well.

FFFF- IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.
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Post  harlequin on Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:34 pm

She helped you draft your treaty Versailles be more appreciative
David Lloyd George Britain's chief delegate at the Paris Peace Conference = Total Welly B)

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Post  DIDNEY WORL on Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:39 pm

SCHĂ–NBRUNN BEATS VERSAILLES AGAIN-- /shot

Check out this sexy gift shop B) 3 pages of Sisi's crystal jewelry. PLUS pez dispensers and portraits you can eat off of. B)

http://www.sisi-shop.at/

BAH-- and all Vienna will get from him is that bandana. Who does he think she is, a stylish lesbian from the early 2000's?? /shot
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Post  ArtingStarvist on Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:46 pm

And she'd stare at for a moment, then chuck it in some random direction and/or sell it. /SHOT
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Post  MOSSAD TRAINED SHARK on Wed Feb 23, 2011 9:49 pm

@ harle FFF his shitty treaty that screwed everyone over? NICE JOB WALES.

@babby

CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE NAME. /shotttt

...It's not tacky enough, YOU LOSE AGAIN, SORRY. She should get him a plate with her face on it.

...He'll send a mug too...or something. :l

@ starvist

FFFUUU- THEN HE'LL JUST SPRAY PERFUME OR SOMETHING ON HER.
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Post  nahn-SEK-wuh-tuhr on Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:27 pm

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Post  MOSSAD TRAINED SHARK on Wed Feb 23, 2011 10:50 pm

Versailles will call Piter up and have epicly staged battles between his Louis XIV action figure- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/louis-xiv/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/produit/figurine-of-louis-xiv and Piter's Peter the Great.

And then they'd force Vienna to join too, with this- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/figurine-of-marie-antoinette And will make her be the customary whore.

B) Mmmm- Renoir, I love me some impressionism. Auguste would like all of them naked women. /shottt

Vienna has a wonderful collection of really tacky scarfs that she never wears. :l Whenever anyone goes anywhere, they should just send Vienna back a tacky scarf.
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Post  nahn-SEK-wuh-tuhr on Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:08 pm

@oppy: lmaoooooo But no, Versailles' figurines are clearly stated to be for children, so they are not suitable for epic battles. :\ GROW UP, AUGUSTE. /shot

It's a competition to see who can send her the tackiest scarf. But I think, actually, Ginza would win, hands-down. :I

@harle: LOL I love how Piter is getting all of the good gifts. XD Vienna will have to send him a dead hamster or something to even it out. /SHOT
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Post  MOSSAD TRAINED SHARK on Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:18 pm

@harle-
Lmaooo- Well Versailles is well known to have been the stinkiest palace in all of Europe. He probably does use that. /shottt

B) And of course, gotta love those dolls.

@ Plum- ): .... He just says that so no other adults will try to take them from him... Or something.... DON'T JUDGE, HE IS SECRETLY STILL A CHILD AT HEART. LOUIS XIV IS ALWAYS READY FOR EPIC BATTLES. /SOB

EVERY HOLIDAY EVER, THE ONLY THING SHE GETS IS TACKY SCARFS. They are trying to say you have an ugly neck. :l GDI GINZA, Well if he tries to beat Versailles' scarf, then Versailles will just send him an emotionally abusive letter and make him bawl his eyes out, and never recover.
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Post  nahn-SEK-wuh-tuhr on Wed Feb 23, 2011 11:33 pm

GTFO WITH YOUR DOLLIES. HE CAN COME BACK AND PLAY WITH REAL TOYS WHEN HE DECIDES TO BE A REAL MAN. :\

Or in Ginza's case, "you have an ugly neck and no titties". Except he's Japanese, so he'll pretend like it's a friendly joke, when really that's what he means. :I OH GOD DON'T EVEN. NO AMOUNT OF THERAPY-- /WEEPS FOREVER
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