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Post  Major Glory on Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:35 pm

Go to urbandictionary.com, type in your OC's human/region name, and watch the lulz ensue. B)

Mace/Alexis:
Spoiler:
A country Tito made up to piss off Greeks and Bulgarians.
Tito: You know what would really piss off those fuckers? If I made a country called Macedonia.
Stalin: LOL, that's awesome!

Beautiful and ancient land, with friendly people. Come and visit it.
I have been in Macedonia last year, and i am coming again in this beautiful land for sure.

Alexis's normally are beautiful and very graceful. They normally have great smiles and a nice butt. Also they have great ta-tas. Alexis's normally makes guys hot for teacher and drool constantly. They also have cute noses and can turn anyones day into an amazing time.
Boy: Hey, what's up with that ghetto booty?
Guy: Nah man that's just alexis.
Boy: I think I'm hot for teacher.

Alexandria:
Spoiler:
"Defender of mankind", or "Protection" from Alexander. Beautiful and powerful. Truly one of a kind in everything she does; center of attention; is always right; will always be there to help others in need; vibrant and healthy with a body that puts other women to shame. Once she is a part of your life, you will NEVER be the same.

Guy 1 "Is that your new girl?"
Guy 2 "Who Alexandria? Yes, she is amazing and I don't know what my life would be like without her!"
Guy 1 "Sweeeet"

Hyrcania/Faraz:
Spoiler:
a mystery
fuck.... is it another faraz?

annnd SC/Louis:
Spoiler:
a person with an abnormally large penis and natural hormones that girls can't help swooning over
I had sex with a louis last night, he was awesome

It's a myth. Don't let people fool you, it's not really there.
Person 1: Hey man, ever been to South Carolina?
Person 2: What's South Carolina?
Person 1: It's right below North Carolina.
Person 2: That's Georgia...

The most schizophrenic state in the lower 48. Characterized by randomly friendly people in certain counties followed by homicidal rednecks ready to shoot the first person who crosses the tire swing in the front yard.

No federal highway taxes, shitty highways, no state inspections, the country's highest insurance rates, the worst DMV east of the Mississippi, and a Governor using state money to fly to rail his South American mistress. Does it get any better than this?

But also a beautiful state, amazing scenery and mountains, as well as beaches, and nonetheless, some of the most beautiful women in the United States.

The second craziest state, second ONLY to the People's Republic of California.
The Governator should come run for election here in South Carolina. He just might feel at home

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Post  Blank on Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:44 pm

Mace possibly has the best. xD TITO. WHAT A TROLL--/shot

There really isn't anything funny for Transylvania/Romania/Cumania.....Romania's mostly talks about Hungarian haters though..xD

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Post  DIDNEY WORL on Thu Mar 10, 2011 2:46 pm

I'll have to do the rest of this later, but this is totally hilarious. XD http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Austria-Hungary
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Post  Major Glory on Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:14 pm

I guess Vienna craves cheesecake 24/7 then :l ohgodthatisscary

And I forgot about uncyclopedia! XDDD Might as well spam that. Oh and the SC page is so true :I

http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/South_Carolina
http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Macedonia

There's no article for Alexandria or Hyrcania, so have Her Royal Bootifulness Cleopatra B)
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Post  DIDNEY WORL on Thu Mar 10, 2011 4:23 pm

Moldova: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Moldova
Chisinau: (GRAPHIC--) http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Chisinau

“Chizdă!”
~ Random citizen of Chişinău on mostly anything

Vienna: http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Vienna

Surprisingly there are no articles on Transnistria XD
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Post  nahn-SEK-wuh-tuhr on Thu Mar 10, 2011 5:58 pm

Faraz's made me laugh the hardest. XDDDD

It's so weird, I was just doing this the other day when I couldn't sleep. XD So I already have some choice quotes lined up. B)

"Ginza is the epitome of Tokyo's greatness." I was actually going to do a whole entry based on this, lmao

Peter/Saint Petersburg:
"Leningradians (Piter) are very proud of their city and think they are much more cultured than Moskovites."

"Peter is a name for a lovely, lovely boy." /SNORTLOL

Amir/Persia:
"NEVER CALL A PERSIAN AN ARAB! THEY WILL SNAP, THEY MIGHT DO SOMETHING DANGEROUS TO YOUR HEALTH AND/OR REPUTATION!" I swear to god, this is copy+pasted word-for-word. Cosim, you should've consulted urban dictionary, god damn you. :I XD

"Means prince, king, leader...
Loves to get crunk, has good sence of style, a pimp, all girls want him all guys want to be him, hardcore gangsta that will kick your ass...."

Cherry:
"Russian nuclear disaster. Capitalist's fault, sold faulty equipment. Cold war conspiracy. HAIL DA MOTHERLAND." Obv written by Transi.

"is sometimes shy and gets offended easily.
a girl that needs people to be there for her.
someone who is smart.
very loving kind and sweet
damn! sofia is so hot, why is she with that jerk?"
Only copied the relevant stuff. But still, I laughed. XD

Also, I put in my name:

"a very beautiful girl who lives in texas and is going to harvard"

I'm not going to Harvard, but still, that is a very strange coincidence (since my name is quite uncommon). ...I don't know whether to be frightened or flattered. :'I
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Post  DIDNEY WORL on Thu Mar 10, 2011 6:12 pm

Also funny to note: Urban dictionary has nothing for "Franziska" or "Franze", but it does have "Franzi", which, incidentally, is a small erection. IM NOT SURE HOW TO FEEL ABOUT THAT.

ffff heres what my name comes up with--

An Elizabeth is the ultimate woman. Elegantly beautiful with energy that attracts all personalities. She possesses the ability to analyze the nature of others' personalities, as well as, her own. This deep reflection and her directness provides her with the characteristics of a loyal friend and lover. An Elizabeth outrageously witty due to her high intellect, making her desirable to all sexes.
When meeting an ideal mate for the first time, "Damn, I'd like to tag that elizabeth!"

OUTRAGEOUSLY WITTY-- haaaa--
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