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Post  Error_404 on Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:06 am

You know you have them
those moments
things that are just funny.

or just times when you can't believe someone actually just /said that/.

SO SHARE THEM.
SHIT OUR FRIENDS SAY.

INSPIRED BY THIS FROM OPPY:

KE$HVAR says
owww my throat hurts so bad
Ami Soldaten says
you too? D:
i'm so sick
KE$HVAR says
i was like eating a chocolate covered cherry while upside down
Ami Soldaten says
....
KE$HVAR says
then the white creamy stuff in it went down some weird place in my mouth
Ami Soldaten says
....
REALLY
KE$HVAR says
and it's been hurting since
yes

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Post  DIDNEY WORL on Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:13 am

Well, my 'water over a smooth stone' saying made oppy laugh a bit XD

On top of that, I tend to say what I'm thinking without worrying about volume or content or politically corectness.

One day at lunch, I said innocently (coming from a family of country Germans and jews, this is totes understandable), "I actually think I'm quite afraid of black people."

And it was one of those moments where everyone is silent except you. :I XD
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Post  harlequin on Mon Feb 21, 2011 12:52 am

I think the funny converstations I had this year was

Spoiler:

ME: I think if I were skinny I'd come to school in a latex suit and pair of rubber underpants like a boss

.........-insert silence-............
Mercedes: Oh god /horrified face
Justin: That's so random
Christian: Okay I got to know! Why goddamnit?! /play bangs fist on the table
Me: Because if you were to fat your thighs would squeak because they're rubbing together
-Everyone bursts out laughing-
Justin: What the hell?!
Christian to Justin: So that's why she said skinny
Me: But there always a downside because every time you sit down it'll be like masturbating on a plastic covered coach. It just doesn't work.
-Milk comes out of Justin's nose-
-no one will stop laughing except me who didn't find it that funny-
Me: and want if you bent down to pick up a pencil, your ass would pop out the back and most likely it'll be in front of the whole class. and you would just stand there petrified till the teacher would call the super buff security guards to take you to the office before you had to walk up the stairs bare assed probably balls too because I know no girl that would wear rubber underpants to school and call your mom for a new pair of pants.
-Lunch bell rings end of converstation-

Next convo-

Me- What the hell is that? /points to thing on Justin's lunch tray
Christian- Twenty-sided dice /smarmy smirk
Me to Christian- and you let him bring it to school?
Christian - Yes cause it's funny /smarmier smirk
Me to Justin- You know you're a lost cause now don't you ?
Justin- What's a lost cause?
Me- You just know!
Justin- like what
Me- Someone who brings twenty sided die to school
Me to everyone else at the table- Please dear god tell me he didn't whip it out with the girl he likes around?!
Christian-/Smarmier smirk he already did
Justin - So did not
Me- Oh dear lord Justin your such a lost cause
Justin - What the fuck is a lost cause?!
-end of convo-

-sitting bored in computer class-
Me: I wanna take a test
Mercedes: What kind of test?
Me: I think a power animal one
Mercedes: Haha Get wit c'your power animal~
Me: oh this one looks tantalizingly strenuous
-50 questions later-
Me: I am...a seal?
Mercedes: hahahah /cute mercedes look
Me: what do seals even do anyway?
Mercedes: Clapp!
Me: That's so intimidating! I mean I wouldn't care if a seal came up to and clapped but if he came up to me and CLAP CLAP! MOTHERFUCKER! I would shit a brick
Mercedes: OH God! /laughes
Me: I should put that on a T-shirt with a ghetto seal that says -CLAP CLAP MOTHERFUCKER on the back
-end of convo-



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Post  nahn-SEK-wuh-tuhr on Mon Feb 21, 2011 1:04 am

I will never, EVER forget this particular snippet from a girl I knew in middle school (who was just kind of all-around ditzy :\):

**driving past a Mercedes-Benz dealership**
Friend: Mercedes-Benz? I've never heard of that restaurant, it must be good; the whole parking lot is filled!
Friend's Mother: ...That's because it's a car dealership.
Friend: But...the cars are all different colors! D:


I shit you not. :I Actually, I laughed the first time I heard this, but now I find it so incredibly stupid that I just can't.


Also, @babby: On behalf of my black friends (read: ALL of my friends from high school XD), I must inform you that if you ever come to Houston--namely, the area I live around--you will get the shit beaten out of you. Just so you know. :I XD /drive-by'd
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Post  nabuca on Mon Feb 21, 2011 6:09 am

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HASDKSADFSDDSDF
Y U SO LUCKY LALA :I
I WANT FUNNY CONVO'S WITH MERCEDES ; A ;

Spoiler:
Mine would be
Me: Did you get number 7 yet? (MM LOG QUESTIONS.)
Jasmine: No not yet, I can't seem to understand which equation goes with what.
Me: Hmmm, why not ask Adam? ADAMMMMM-
Adam: Wat. /SRS FAEC
Me: Me and Jasmine keep thinking the equation is either a power property or quotient property. Which is it?
Adam: Well you see its both bec-
Jasmine: No, no no. Number 2 shut up.
Me: D: WHYYYYYYYYY
Jasmine: I don't take help from dumb americans.
Me and Adam: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-

Next Convo:
Me: Why are you such a dumb ass Josei :I
Shanice: Hey now, heyhey now, bitch knows he's not that dumb, other wise he wouldn't be dating me.
Me: Uh huh an- wait wut.
Shanice: Hm?
Me:.....COUGAR WHY ARE YOU DATING A FRESHMANNNN (junior status wutwut.)
Shanice: He has nice abs.
Me:.....touche.


Next Convo:

Me: You know what.
Shanice: What.
Me: If Belinda got a tattoo on any body part-
Belinda: Whaaa?
Mariyah: /looking in her mirror.jpg
Me: It would be 'Made in China' on her left ass cheek.
Everyone: FUUUUUUUUUUUUUU-


Next Convo:
Me: Your a loserrrr
Josei: THANK YOU I LOVE WHEN YOU SAY SUCH NICE THINGS ABOUT ME.
Me: ....Nigga why you act so white :I
Josei: Maybe I like being this way, unlike...your Mom.
Me: :I WELL MAYBE YOUR MOM ORBITS AROUND MY FAT DICK.
Josei:....I'm at a loss.
Shanice: Why am I friends with you again?

Of course when ever Lala talked about being a chupacabra last year so cute as fudge too.
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Post  Blank on Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:09 am

FUNNY CONVOS HUH?

I could list a whole bunch with my cousin. xD
BUT INSTEAD I GIVE YOU FRESHMEN YEAR GYM CLASS.

Whole class playing dodgeball; Girl gets hit in the head
Friend: Oh my god Jeanna are you okay?!
Jeanna: Yeah *rubbing arm* That really hurt my arm!
Friend: You were hit in the head...
Jeanna: Oh! I must be unconscious!

and another from the same girl. xD

Friend playing with mini colored flashlight, shines it on girl's head
Friend: *Jokingly* Jeanna, your hair is blue.
Jeanna: Nuh-uh. I dyed my hair last night!
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Post  DIDNEY WORL on Mon Feb 21, 2011 8:54 am

@plum: no worries. I have a black friend now B) /SHOT but I seriously didn't encounter any people but white people, Mexicans, and Asians till I moved out of Indiana. ...and into Baltimore. XD CULTURE SHOCK--

Another one: there's this girl in my English class-- SOOOO nice to everyone, she's adorable, but she's dumber than a sack of rocks. To put it lightly.

Sarah: WAIT--- How many World Wars WERE there?!?!?!

And this is my friend talking about How the world history teacher has been everywhere in the world XD

Luke: He even remembers the day Hiroshima died.
Class: ........
Teacher: You mean Hirohito?
Luke: ...yes.

ITS A EURO CLASS, DON'T FAULT HIM FOR IT-- XD
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