GIFT TIME

Lmaooo, I found the official giftshop for the Chateau of Versailles.

http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/

Every Christmas Versailles would give out this stuff. :l

For Piter- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/collection/royalty-on-board/produit/gardens-of-versailles-chess-set

For Romani- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/fashion-and-accessories/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/marie-antoinette-soap-collection

For his illegitimate American children who are all grown up now- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/produit/versailles-memory-game

For Crina- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/produit/enchanted-chateau-in-kit-format

For Vienna- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/marie-antoinette/subcategorie/fashion-and-accessories/produit/pink-silk-square-scarf-in-the-marie-antoinette-line or http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/mug-in-the-marie-antoinette-line WHAT AN UGLY SCARF or http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/stationery-and-desktop/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/marie-antoinette-pink-leather-mouse-pad

He doesn't even know Wales, but Wales gets this- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/sheep-knitting-kit

Berezi gets these- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/gift-box-of-6-wine-glasses-from-the-marie-antoinette-line

Sends this to Romania saying 'for your kids'- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/produit/cup-and-ball-game

For Calabria- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/produit/4-flowery-princess-masks

Versailles plays with these when he is sad and lonely- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/collections/produit/louis-xiv-box-of-lead-figurines He pretends they're real. ):

And this is his fav game that he makes people play when they come over. http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/categorie/louis-xiv/produit/royal-stairs-game He made everyone play it before they signed the treaty of versailles

What Versailles waters his garden with- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/louis-xiv/produit/copper-louis-xiv-watering-can and what he gardens in- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/nouveautes/produit/leather-apron

Where he puts his Phoenix and then his techno music- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/louis-xiv/subcategorie/stationery-and-desktop/produit/louis-xiv-cd-holder

Aaaand what he drinks his morning coffee in- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/louis-xiv/subcategorie/kitchen-and-tableware/produit/louis-xiv-mug

LMAO SORRY FOR THE SPAM, BUT THIS GIFTSHOP IS SO TACKY, I can't get over it.

NOT BALL IN A CUP-- XD

I don't understand how one plays that game. :l

MOLDOVA GETS IT, THOUGH.

LMAOOOOO I am laughing so hard right now. I have to see if there is something like this in Piter. XD

Awwwwwwwwww yeah that chess set is totes the best gift. B) Auguste shouldn't feel bad, Piter still plays with his toy army and navy. ...And not just when he's sad or lonely. :I

But I think the one for Wales made me laugh the most, despite myself. XD

So I heard you like sheep

also the instructions are not in Welsh Eleri is disappoint XD

@ Plum- EVERY PALACE SHOULD HAVE THIS TACKY OF A GIFTSHOP

http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/recherche/produit/silver-hot-chocolate-pot

PITER CAN ALSO GET THIS BECAUSE HE'S FAT.

Auguste likes to dance by himself like that scene in Anastasia, and have his toys there and pretend they are dancing.

Lmaoo, I have no idea why they would even sell sheep knitting kits. :l This giftshop is so tacky, it's hilarious. I can't even, fff---

@Starvist-

Everytime he'd see her, actually, he would hand her some of his Marie Antoinette soaps.

@Harlequin

He'd send it to New Zealand as well.
FFFF- IT'S THE THOUGHT THAT COUNTS.

She helped you draft your treaty Versailles be more appreciative
David Lloyd George Britain's chief delegate at the Paris Peace Conference = Total Welly B)

SCHÖNBRUNN BEATS VERSAILLES AGAIN-- /shot

Check out this sexy gift shop B) 3 pages of Sisi's crystal jewelry. PLUS pez dispensers and portraits you can eat off of. B)

http://www.sisi-shop.at/

BAH-- and all Vienna will get from him is that bandana. Who does he think she is, a stylish lesbian from the early 2000's?? /shot

And she'd stare at for a moment, then chuck it in some random direction and/or sell it. /SHOT

@ harle FFF his shitty treaty that screwed everyone over? NICE JOB WALES.

@babby

CAN YOU SAY THAT AGAIN? I'VE NEVER HEARD OF THE NAME. /shotttt

...It's not tacky enough, YOU LOSE AGAIN, SORRY. She should get him a plate with her face on it.

...He'll send a mug too...or something. :l

@ starvist

FFFUUU- THEN HE'LL JUST SPRAY PERFUME OR SOMETHING ON HER.

BOOHISS the Winter Palace does not seem to have it's own souvenir shop. :\ However, the Hermitage Museum in Piter does--

Firstly, for himself...

For Versailles. Because they share the same first name. Also, there's probably naked women on at least half of these. /shot
YOU DON'T MIND THAT IT'S NAPOLEONIC, RIGHT?

For himself--I mean, Wales.

Cosim doesn't get anything from the Hermitage. But he still merits something from stpetersburger.com.

For Vienna. Plane ticket included. And here, have another beautiful scarf.

And then, he has a whole stockpile of these for anyone who complains about not getting a gift.

Actually, a lot of the gifts on these sites are pretty nice--/sob

Versailles will call Piter up and have epicly staged battles between his Louis XIV action figure- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/louis-xiv/subcategorie/toys-games-and-activities/produit/figurine-of-louis-xiv and Piter's Peter the Great.

And then they'd force Vienna to join too, with this- http://www.store-chateauversailles.com/categorie/marie-antoinette/produit/figurine-of-marie-antoinette And will make her be the customary whore.

B) Mmmm- Renoir, I love me some impressionism. Auguste would like all of them naked women. /shottt

Vienna has a wonderful collection of really tacky scarfs that she never wears. :l Whenever anyone goes anywhere, they should just send Vienna back a tacky scarf.

Incidentally that man I did mention was in a huge scandal where he sold knighthoods XD

Gifts for the Man who has everything - (Piter)
http://www.welshgifts.co.uk/castles-in-wales-a-handbook.ir?cName=welsh-books
http://www.welshgifts.co.uk/cufflinks-38260-never-ending-knot-kbox.ir?cName=welsh-cufflinks-tie-pins

Gifts for Versailles
http://www.welshgifts.co.uk/sheep-poo-fresh-cut-grass-freshener.ir?cName=sheep-poo-paper-sheep-poo-paper-air-fresheners
http://www.welshgifts.co.uk/porcelain-welsh-doll-angharad-9.ir?cName=welsh-dolls

@oppy: lmaoooooo But no, Versailles' figurines are clearly stated to be for children, so they are not suitable for epic battles. :\ GROW UP, AUGUSTE. /shot

It's a competition to see who can send her the tackiest scarf. But I think, actually, Ginza would win, hands-down. :I

@harle: LOL I love how Piter is getting all of the good gifts. XD Vienna will have to send him a dead hamster or something to even it out. /SHOT

@harle-
Lmaooo- Well Versailles is well known to have been the stinkiest palace in all of Europe. He probably does use that. /shottt

B) And of course, gotta love those dolls.

@ Plum- ): .... He just says that so no other adults will try to take them from him... Or something.... DON'T JUDGE, HE IS SECRETLY STILL A CHILD AT HEART. LOUIS XIV IS ALWAYS READY FOR EPIC BATTLES. /SOB

EVERY HOLIDAY EVER, THE ONLY THING SHE GETS IS TACKY SCARFS. They are trying to say you have an ugly neck. :l GDI GINZA, Well if he tries to beat Versailles' scarf, then Versailles will just send him an emotionally abusive letter and make him bawl his eyes out, and never recover.

GTFO WITH YOUR DOLLIES. HE CAN COME BACK AND PLAY WITH REAL TOYS WHEN HE DECIDES TO BE A REAL MAN. :\

Or in Ginza's case, "you have an ugly neck and no titties". Except he's Japanese, so he'll pretend like it's a friendly joke, when really that's what he means. :I OH GOD DON'T EVEN. NO AMOUNT OF THERAPY-- /WEEPS FOREVER