SIX DEGREES OF--

I am a huge fan of the six degrees of Kevin Bacon game, as I am a big movie buff. Its a game based on the versatility and general omnipresence of the fantastic Kevin Bacon.

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Six_Degrees_of_Kevin_Bacon

So I thought... HOW CAN I NERD THIS UP EVEN MORE?

Well, Persia is the the Kevin bacon of the world.

It's now the six degrees of Persia. :I examples:

Thailand:

Thai ladyboys-->transsexual-->transgender-->Iranian sex changes-->Iran was the center of Persia--> PERSIA.

Transnistria-->Soviet Union-->PSSR--> Gilan was a par of Persia--> PERSIA.

:I get at it.XD

UH LESSE I SUCK AT MATH AND MOVIE TRIVIA :I

Hyrcania-->brother to PSSR-->brother to Iran-->all kids (at some point obv.)-->kids of Persia-->PERSIA

or alternatively:

KIDS-->KIDS EVERYWHERE-->PERSIA /shottttt
I am too straightforward with my stuff :I

Oh my god, I am laughing so hard right now, you don't even know-- XDDDD

Okay, I'll take a crack at it. B) Although, technically, everyone but Vienna could just say "wears pants-->Persia invented pants-->Persia". /SHOT


Chernobyl: History of Judaism-->Cyrus freed the Jews-->Cyrus was Persian--> PERSIA.

Houston: Huge Iranian community-->Persians are Iranian--> PERSIA.

Juarez: Founded by a Spaniard-->Spaniards speak Spanish-->Spanish is an Indo-European language-->Farsi is an Indo-European language-->Persians speak Farsi--> PERSIA.

Piter: Founded by Peter the Great-->Persian campaign of Peter the Great--> PERSIA.

Left out some of the more obvious ones. XD AM I DOIN' IT RITE?

Iran--> Persia :l

Versailles ---> Persia was the last and third embassy Louis XIV recieved (In Versailles)---> Persia

Somalia ---> Somalia's capital is Mogadishu ---> Mogadishu means "Seat of the Shah" ---> Because Persian trade people on boats (I can not think of the word) coming over and giving influence ---> Persia

Kurdistan ---> Is a Kurd ---> Kurds are Iranian ---> Persians are Iranian ----> Persia

Helsinki ---> Finnish ---> Without My Daughter ---> To Counter racist movie, Not Without My Daughter ---> The movie insulted Persians ----> Persia

Uzbekistan ---> Persia was here (Transoxiana)----> Persia

YOU ARE ALL DOIN IT RITE B)

Fffff

The only one I'm really having trouble with is the karenni XD

If my poorer-than-poor memory serves me correctly, then the Karenni were originally from China, yeah?

Originally from China-->Iranzamin includes China-->Iranzamin is a result of the Persian empire--> PERSIA.

('Iranzamin' = all of the lands that have been influenced by Persian culture XD)

@Babby
Really? XD if I had karenni i would be

Karenni >> sells fine hand woven goods globally >> fine hand woven goods >> rugs >> Persian rugs >> Iranian exports>> Iran>> Persia /also rugs>> Persian culture and art forum >> Persia
/shot to hell

Wales >> English Oppression >> Prince of Wales >> The meeting of the Prince of Wales and the Shah of Persia >> Persia

Wales >> National Theater Wales' >> Aeschylus's The Persians >> accounts of the battle with persia >> Persia

I'm totally doing it wrong i think :l

I REGRET TEACHING YOU ALL THIS, YOU OUT ME TO SHAME. Lmao you're right XD