BRING OUT YOUR DEAD!

So I was watching a documentary about plague, and was reminded that one of the ways it spread to Europe was via the Mongols catapulting infected bodies into Caffa. So I mentioned the mental image of Adilet being bodily flung over a city wall, and she in turn mentioned Monty Python.

Which reminded me of a certain sketch...


Yeah, yeah, yeah, Uzbek =/= Mongol, Odessa =/= Crimea, BUT YOU KNOW WHAT-- The fact that they're wearing modern-day clothes should be an indication of how much accuracy went into this. :I XD

(And if you seriously don't know what this is referencing, then shame on you. Because even I know it. /SHOT)

LMAO FFFFF---

It is 3 am, allow me to go on a tangent.....

Vesna is probably alot taller than Adilet with her stripper heels--PREMIUM CLASSY LADY SHOES-- so she'd just be like, 'awwwww', and then cart=stroller= this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wdLVLPoRXR4 but with humans instead of animals. XD

...but with the same music. Pushing around a terminally ill crying guy in a plague cart around on a sunny day... and then dump him in the black sea :I /shot XD

LMAOOO--that music + that image, oh god XDDD He should be glad that she's showing him off to all of those eligible Ukrainian bachelorettes. HE'S AVAILABLE, LADIES! /shot XD

LMAO-- XD he'd try her first--

"would you mind if I kidnapped you?"
"Eh, you can try."
/tries to lift-- ".....>:I"
"with your knees, not with your back--"
"I KNOW WHAT IM DOING-- /sob"
"You're like, 5'6", right?"
"..... :'("
"don't cry-- I have a sister who would be....... *perfect* for... Someone like you--"

sdfjdskfjsd LMAOOOO
Vesna looks so cute ksadfsdk xD

Timur you ass. |:

fdslkgflkdg LMAOOO I AM LAUGHING SO MUCH-- Too bad it is 4:00 AM and I told my parents I'd be asleep by 1:00, ffff.

No matter how much Adilet insists he is not dead, Timur is not listening. :l He is dead. Okay. Now he just uses the body for what it is best at, infecting Europe.

I love this, lmao, so amusing, you are.

Timur is part Mongol, (along with every other ethnicity in the world) it works. B)

D'awww :'D Poor Adilet. :c He gets no love. Dat red headed step-child. /SHOT

And gurl, I can't tell you how much I'm loving this new style B) The way you draw everyone is just so cute (L)(L)(L)~

I am pleased to have entertained you all~ B)

Now that I think about it, I really do seem to have some sort of thing for short, crybaby, sickly characters. --Except we all know that Adilet is secretly evil. Secretly. :| TIMUR'S GOT THE RIGHT IDEA. /shotdown